Save The Date:
May 21, 2011 is The End of the World
Would Harold Camping, founder of Family Radio, lead you astray? ( His similar unfulfilled prediction on Sept. 6, 1994 must have been a misplaced decimal point or something.)
That’s right; you knew you had something else on your calendar this Saturday.
But not to worry, it is not until about 6pm, plenty of time to get those Saturday chores in. But why not make the afternoon special. I mean, the end of the world doesn’t happen everyday. And to help, Bucket List Inc. has put together some special deals that simply cannot be passed up.
The most expensive mushroom in the world is the white truffle. We are offering the worlds best for only $2700 per pound. And if you act now (for there is no time to lose) we will throw in expedited shipping from France for free. Put it on your credit card, what the hell.
And to wash it down, how about some Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque Blanc de Blanc, the most expensive champagne in the world. It is made of specially selected grapes, sold in manually painted bottles and we are bringing it to you for only $1,500. Pay nothing now, 12 easy payments.
If facing the end of the world call for something a little stronger, perhaps we can interest you in a bottle of Henri IV Dudognon Heritage Cognac. It is aged for 100 years in barrels that were air dried for five years before use. The final product is 41% alcohol. The container is dipped in 24k gold and sterling platinum, the bottle was adorned with 6,500 brilliant cut diamonds by its designer, jeweler Jose Davalos. Only $2000000. Pay nothing until 2012!
Don’t fancy spending earths last day with you on it alone? Rent one of our high end escorts for only $10000 an hour. But act fast, supplies are limited*.
* Due to high demand, only 2 two a customer.
Call now, operators are standing by.
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